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Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded

Just tell us how many STDs you have.

by NOA BAKER

Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way

What a coincidence!

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility

What mental health problems? 

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

If Your Job Interview was a Gameshow

"What is OCR?" 

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Overheards 11.8.17

Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust

Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!

by CAMI POTTER

A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord

Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time

Where's her medal of honor?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition

LOL!

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend

Workshop: what is a vagina?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Handshake Renamed OneArmedHug to Foster More Accurate OCR Experience

Putting the "cute" in "recruiting"

by CAMI POTTER

BREAKING: Student “Activist” Selects Frame for Profile Picture That Will Solve Everything

Brb, saving the planet.

by LILY ZIRLIN

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