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Open Letter From Upset Parents

(12/04/14 7:23am)

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/open-letter-12-04-2014

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Planning Your Super Sweet Sixteen Dinner—On a Budget

(12/04/14 8:55am)

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/planning-your-super-sweet-sixteen-dinneron-a-budget

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My Super Sweet 16 Cake

(12/06/14 5:23pm)

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/elaborate-cake

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​Artist Profile: Party Planning Mother

(12/04/14 5:12am)

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/artist-profile-party-planning-mother

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My Super Sweet 16 Pitches

(12/04/14 7:00am)

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/pitches-aint-shit

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MEMORANDUM: My Super Sweet Ideas

(12/04/14 7:00am)

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/my-super-sweet-666

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Drink of the Week: Tears of Shame

(12/04/14 7:00am)

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/drink-of-the-week-tears-of-shame

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Tweet of the Week: 12.2.2014

(12/02/14 3:37pm)

Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! ‪@pency23‬‬: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/12/tweet-of-the-week-12-2-2014

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Top 10: Philly Winter Pop-Ups

(11/21/14 7:00am)

Christmas Tree Lighting in Rittenhouse: Mark your calendar to watch Philly’s version of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting (minus the celeb sightings). This year’s lighting—of the largest Christmas tree in Philadelphia—takes place on December 1 at 5 p.m. in Rittenhouse Square.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/top-10-philly-winter-pop-ups

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Senior Superlatives

(11/20/14 7:14am)

These past few weeks, we entrusted you with a difficult task: name the most influential/ notorious/whatever members of the senior class. You voted; we tallied. You campaigned; we noticed. You messaged our Facebook accounts; we ignored you.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/senior-superlatives-11-20-2014

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The Worst of Shoutouts Fall 2014

(11/20/14 7:00am)

(Ed. note: Someone actually took the time to make and submit this. Meow!)

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/the-worst-of-shoutouts-fall-2014

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Overheards 11.20.2014

(11/20/14 7:17am)

Suspicious betch: He obviously jerks off to his sister.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/overheards-11-20-2014

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Shoutouts Fall 2014

(11/20/14 7:00am)

To the chapstick in the LGBT center: Thank you for reminding us that the gays do everything better.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/shoutouts-fall-2014

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How is the DRL Art Collected?

(11/20/14 5:23am)

Told by Professor Stephen S. Shatz

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/how-is-the-drl-art-collected-part-2

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Tweet of the Week: 11.18.2014

(11/18/14 3:59pm)

Congrats to last week's winner: reilly martin ‪@reilly_grace‬‬: I stole toilet paper from a bistro last night bc our airbnb in Paris doesn't have any- so yeah, I know a little bit about "the struggle."

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/tweet-of-the-week-11-18-2014

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Make A Whole Thanksgiving Meal...In Pies

(11/20/14 2:05pm)

Turkey Pot Pie:

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/thanksgiving-pies

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What's Your Favorite Art Piece at DRL?

(11/20/14 5:27am)

Professor Andrea J. Liu

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/whats-your-favorite-piece-of-art-at-drl

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Ego of the Week: Alex Amstrup

(11/20/14 7:00am)

Street: So you’re from Singapore?

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/ego-of-the-week-alex-amstrup

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Turkey Day Goes Global

(11/20/14 7:00am)

1. Misha, Freshman, Wharton, Canada

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/international-thanksgiving-11-20-2014

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Who are you?

(11/13/14 8:38am)

As high school seniors, the Common App gave us five hundred words and free reign to answer a simple question: “Who are you?” A lot of our answers were bullshit. We selected our most compelling quirks and our finest accomplishments. We left out the rough bits. We polished our admission essays to shiny, gold–standard acceptance. And then we came to Penn. One, two, three, or even four years later, and we're still asking, “Who am I?” Here are eight answers:

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/11/11-13-14-the-identity-feature

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