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1) Before posting any photo, ask yourself, “Is this racist?” You're rocking a gold chain? Fine. You go to a fancy college; your dad probably works somewhere nice. You're pretending to be 2 Chainz? Pushing it… You're dressed up as a prisoner in a chain gang in this mass incarceration state? It'll go over most people’s heads, but pray that you aren’t insta–friends with someone who took a sociology class at any point.
We asked real Penn students to tell us their 2015 New Year’s resolutions. Here’s what they said...
Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James @XandriaJames "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn
Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.4.2014
Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! @pency23: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.
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