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Overheards 11.20.2014

Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.

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Overheards 11.13.2014

Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow. Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener. Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo. Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.

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Overheards 10.30.2014

Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.

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Overheards: 10.23.14

Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?

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Overheards 10.16.2014

Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.

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Overheards 10.02.2014

Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”

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Overheards: 09.25.2014

Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?

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Overheards: 09.18.2014

OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?

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Overheards: 09.11.2014

Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?

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Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014

Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.

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Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013

Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.

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Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013

Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013

Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.12.2013

Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.

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Overheard at Penn: 4.18.13

Girl: Why do you have a Penn credit card? Boy: Cause I’m a FLOSSY BITCH!

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Overheard at Penn: 4.11.13

Girl at Starbucks: I don’t even like Fling. It’s like everyone thinks they can be drunk.

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Overheard at Penn: 4.4.13

Dude in Riepe: Orange is my color. It’s like red except, not like red.

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Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13

Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.

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Overheard at Penn: 2.21.13

Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small. Guy: My class held a mock election for president.

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