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Overheards 10.16.2014

Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.

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Overheards 10.02.2014

Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”

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Highbrow

Overheards: 09.25.2014

Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?

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Highbrow

Overheards: 09.18.2014

OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?

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Highbrow

Overheards: 09.11.2014

Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014

Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013

Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013

Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013

Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.

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Word on the street

Overheard at Penn: 9.12.2013

Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.

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Overheard at Penn: 4.18.13

Girl: Why do you have a Penn credit card? Boy: Cause I’m a FLOSSY BITCH!

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 4.11.13

Girl at Starbucks: I don’t even like Fling. It’s like everyone thinks they can be drunk.

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 4.4.13

Dude in Riepe: Orange is my color. It’s like red except, not like red.

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13

Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.

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Overheard at Penn: 2.21.13

Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small. Guy: My class held a mock election for president.

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Highbrow

Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13

Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.

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Overheard at Penn: 12.08.2011

*This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street. Atlanta Nene: I'm a size ten.

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Overheards 11/17

Blonde 1: Honestly, fuck TFA! Blonde 2: Yeah! You can always apply for Teach for Chile with me. Blonde 1: Yeah!!!!! Oh… you were serious? Desperate on Locust: I don’t know.

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Overheard at Penn 10/13

SDT girl: Wait, guys, how do you spell sorority? Because when I text it, my phone says “porn pity.” Frat guy: Dude, tonight I’m gonna play spin the bottle in my head and wing man for you in whatever direction it lands. Girl walking in the rain: Ugh, walking and holding an umbrella at the same time is such a struggfest. Tabard chick 1: What are you doing tonight? Tabard chick 2: Who are you doing tonight? More from Highbrow: True Life: I Hate My Roommate Word on the Street: My European F.O.M.O. Toasts & Roasts

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