Overheards

Blonde 1: Honestly, fuck TFA! Blonde 2: Yeah! You can always apply for Teach for Chile with me. Blonde 1: Yeah!!!!! Oh… you were serious? Desperate on Locust: I don’t know.
November 17, 2011 at 5:51 am

SDT girl: Wait, guys, how do you spell sorority? Because when I text it, my phone says “porn pity.” Frat guy: Dude, tonight I’m gonna play spin the bottle in my head and wing man for you in whatever direction it lands. Girl walking in the rain: Ugh, walking and holding an umbrella at the same time is such a struggfest. Tabard chick 1: What are you doing tonight? Tabard chick 2: Who are you doing tonight? More from Highbrow: True Life: I Hate My Roommate Word on the Street: My European F.O.M.O. Toasts & Roasts
October 13, 2011 at 5:59 am

Professor: Homosociality, or a fascination with same–sex friends, is very common in Japanese culture. Brotastic dude: Soo, is it kinda like having some dude be your wingman?
September 29, 2011 at 4:05 am

Bearded Man on Beige: She should've known that a guy who has his name tattooed on his dick is bad news. Chick in a TriDelt hat: Maybe the rumors are true and I do have rabies! Friend: You’re not foaming at the mouth.
December 2, 2010 at 4:46 am