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Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.
February 26, 2015 at 10:25 am

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Overheards 02.19.15

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.
February 19, 2015 at 12:30 am

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Overheards 02.12.2015

SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.
February 12, 2015 at 3:00 am

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Overheards 02.05.2015

Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.”
February 5, 2015 at 1:50 am

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Overheards 1.29.2015

Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
January 29, 2015 at 12:00 am

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Overheards 1.22.2015

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Overheards 11.20.2014

Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.
November 20, 2014 at 2:17 am

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Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow. Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener. Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo. Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.
November 13, 2014 at 12:47 am

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Overheards 10.30.2014

Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.
October 30, 2014 at 1:35 am

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Overheards: 10.23.14

Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?
October 23, 2014 at 2:29 am

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Overheards 10.16.2014

Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
October 16, 2014 at 3:34 am

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Overheards 10.02.2014

Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”
October 2, 2014 at 6:05 am

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Overheards: 09.25.2014

Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?
September 25, 2014 at 6:27 am

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Overheards: 09.18.2014

OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?
September 18, 2014 at 6:07 am

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Overheards: 09.11.2014

Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?
September 11, 2014 at 12:10 am

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Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014

Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
February 14, 2014 at 8:30 am

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Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013

Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
October 24, 2013 at 5:03 am

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Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013

Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.
October 17, 2013 at 5:54 am

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Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013

Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
September 26, 2013 at 5:17 am

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Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.
September 19, 2013 at 5:23 am

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