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Celebrity Edition: Where Were They Then?
Not everyone used to be a waitress!
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OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced.
Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
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Lowbrow
Hollywood thrilled to be making the same exact movies this year as last year
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(Los Angeles, California) Most film producers are absolutely thrilled to be releasing many great movies this year.
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Lowbrow
Classic Movies that Originally had Different Endings
The movies you love were almost totally different!
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Top 4 Jobs We Wish Existed
Choose a job that doesn't exist, and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
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Every Penn Student's Resume Ever
At least it's not as bad as your LinkedIn profile.
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How to Write a Successful Cover Letter
You can thank us from the office on Monday.
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Honest OCR Interview: Consulting
Whoever said the truth is overrated was clearly just a sucker trying to get a job.
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Lowbrow
On Campus Recruitment Made to be “Hell Wharton Students Deserve”
New expansions in the budget allow students to literally be sent to Hell for interviews.
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OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
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Lowbrow
Stalking Your Interviewer: A Case Study
You gotta get your hands dirty if you want the job.
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The Best Jobs on PennLink
This just in: There's more to PennLink than consulting and finance.
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Buzzwords/Phrases to Use When Networking
These are major keys to getting hired.
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Lowbrow
Penn Students Now in Support of Global Warming due to Recent Weather Trends
Fear of receding glaciers proves to be no match for love of salmon shorts.
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Lowbrow
Snapchat Update Reveals How Many Times Selfie Was Attempted
Armageddon is now upon us.
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Lowbrow
Nine People You Sat Next to on an Airplane over Winter Break
You probably should have chosen to go to school somewhere closer.
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Highbrow
OVERHEARDS 01.21.16
SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs.
Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
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WORST OF SHOUTOUTS: FALL 2015
I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
I feel like I won't be able to find a relationship here because people can't commit because there's so many things going on in their lives.
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Lowbrow
How to Stay Warm During Rush
Because nothing says sisterhood like hypothermia.
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Lowbrow
Fraternity Rush: Tips For Igniting That Brotherly Love
You’ll have dozens of flyers under your door in no time!
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