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THE ROUND UP 03.31.16
Some lucky Quakers spent this weekend hunting for eggs full of candy and chocolate bunnies; Highbrow’s here to assure you that our Easter basket caught all the sweet gossip.
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Perfecting the Art of the SABS
The quintessential guide on how to "See And Be Seen."
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Things to Blame on the Green Jungle Juice You Drank
Ten consequences of the questionable mixed drink you downed on St. Fratty's Day.
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THE ROUND UP 03.24.16
On second thought, you might want that extra shot of whiskey in your Bailey’s. This week’s Round Up won’t go down nearly as smooth.
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OVERHEARDS 3.24.16
Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.
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Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.
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How to Detox from Spring Break
Address the irreparable damage you have done to your body and your self–image.
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Texts from Spring Break 2016
Submit your most ridiculous texts here.
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What Type of Person You Are Based on Where You Camp Out During Midterms
Van Pelt Basement – You’re a Rosenparty regular. You like to SABS and procrastinate by saying hi to all of your acquaintances and whispering shouting at a table.
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Overheards 02.25.16
Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
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Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time
In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.
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THE ROUND UP 02.18.16
It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.
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Overheards 02.18.16
Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
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Valentine's Day: Your Couple Plans Decoded
A breakdown of students' Valentine's Day plans, one quasi–relationship at a time.
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OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Frat $tar (who doesn't know what Ash Wednesday is): I keep seeing all these girls with black Ts on their head, is that a Tabard thing?
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LOVE AND SEX OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Guy in the McNeil stairwell: Girls get wet when they see my rice cooker.
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THE ROUND UP 02.11.16
Roses are red, violets are blue. Just be thankful in the Round Up, we never say who.
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