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Highbrow
Decoded: Are They Networking or Going to a Date Night?
I–banking or Bankers?
November 6, 2017 at 8:21 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Highbrow
That's Such a Fucking Lie: 11.8.17
Back on our bullshit.
November 2, 2017 at 8:08 pm
by
LUCIA KIM
Highbrow
What to Do During Your Five Minute Break
It tells us more than you think.
November 2, 2017 at 8:06 pm
by
ANGELA LIN
Highbrow
Overheards: 11.1.17
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.
October 31, 2017 at 10:58 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
All the Alums You'll See at Homecoming
Hurrah! Hurrah! Penn-syl-va-ni-a!
October 31, 2017 at 4:08 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Lowbrow
Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
October 26, 2017 at 3:52 pm
by
CAMI POTTER
Lowbrow
A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
October 26, 2017 at 3:47 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
October 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Wack Things at Penn: Greek Rank
Bruh, move down a tier.
October 26, 2017 at 3:31 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Highbrow
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
October 17, 2017 at 10:14 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition
LOL!
October 17, 2017 at 10:09 pm
by
DANO MAJOR
and
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
The Ten Phases of Penn Plague
Which of you bastards did this to me?
October 12, 2017 at 4:04 pm
by
TYLER DANIELS
Lowbrow
Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
October 12, 2017 at 3:45 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Penn's Sceniest Administrator
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
October 12, 2017 at 3:42 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Highbrow
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
October 10, 2017 at 11:25 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Handshake Renamed OneArmedHug to Foster More Accurate OCR Experience
Putting the "cute" in "recruiting"
October 10, 2017 at 12:00 am
by
CAMI POTTER
Highbrow
Little Penn Victories
Highbrow can be wholesome too.
October 9, 2017 at 8:21 pm
by
ANGELA LIN
Lowbrow
BREAKING: Student “Activist” Selects Frame for Profile Picture That Will Solve Everything
Brb, saving the planet.
October 9, 2017 at 6:34 pm
by
LILY ZIRLIN
Highbrow
Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined
Do less.
October 9, 2017 at 6:26 pm
by
MOHAMMAD SAMROZ
Highbrow
That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
October 9, 2017 at 6:23 pm
by
NICK CASTORIA
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