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In honor of Serena Williams coming to Penn, let's celebrate with grunts––her grunts.
Don't be "cool" or "healthy" and get vaccines. Be cooler and listen to Jenny McCarthy and Lowbrow. Here's a list of everything that could go wrong by getting your flu shot:
Between homework, clubs, and the buffet at Commons, Penn kids have a lot on their plates. We're sure a few of you let Halloween slip your mind. But don't worry, Lowbrow's got your back. Here are some costumes you already have in your house!
Blonde betch: I'm not racist. I was raised by foreigners.
One day you're in, the next day, you're out.
Highbrow applauds the efforts of the Ivy League Snapstory...but let’s be real, it only gets ten seconds of footage while we get the whole story.
Street is looking for unique, driven, quirky, and just all around awesome seniors to be Ego of the Week. Sound like someone you know? Nominate them here!
When our hotline blings, it’s usually Drake in his Moncler jacket asking us to call him on his cell phone.
How to keep your nuts safe and (not too) warm this winter!
In honor of National Nut Day, Lowbrow researched a bunch of nut–cases from our nation's history. You learned about them in history class, but until now, you never knew this side of them.
Now that’s is getting cold, everyone is hibernating in the library. Highbrow is taking the opportunity to remind everyone how to be considerate. This should all be common courtesy. So do it.
One person, two egos! Meet Josef, Glee Club member, Engineer, actor and one half of the fabulous, PBR drinking Annie DeBeers.
Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.
We all know the scandal about Planned Parenthood supposedly harvesting baby parts, but what’s next.
Donald Trump is leading the Republican polls and it appears he may actually become President. Fuck.
That dude who you noticed carrying a camera around the party last weekend? Yeah, he’s the one who really runs your life.
This year's Philomathian moderator and Philly native would love to chat with you about Hufflepuff or racial identity over a cup a tea, but you have to follow her on Instagram first.
Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.
“How was your break? Let’s get lunch this week.” Highbrow has a packed schedule with empty lunch plans.