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Student Walks to 43rd Street by Accident, Changes Tinder Bio to "Loves Travel and Adventure"
Life will never be the same
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Overheards 10.13.16
Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.
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The Housing Crisis: An American Economic Disaster or a Harrowing Social Nightmare ?
October ain’t just for planning your Dynamic Duos outfit.
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Lowbrow's Declassified Guide to Parent's Weekend
It's like a killer clown invasion, but scarier.
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Overheards 09-29-16
Champ: I can’t believe I happy hour–ed for four hours
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Wharton Public Policy Initiative Hosts Symposium to Choose Student's New Profile Picture
No one would ever be the same.
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Interview with Donald Trump's Freshman Year Roommate
Even the Don was a frosh once upon a time
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Fraternities Sue Colder Weather
Some guys just can’t wait until Fling pool party.
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What Things on Your Resume Really Mean
Is wearing jeans to class a special skill?
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Quiz: Should You OCR?
It’s like waiting at the DMV but less fun and more frustrating.
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Overheards 9.22.16
Most Relatable Girl Ever: I have no reason to believe this, but I'm like, pretty sure I'm pregnant.
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Which Netflix Original TV Show Are You?
Do you decorate your dorm with Christmas lights or shivs?
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A–Broad City
What to do when your best friends are in London and you’re sitting in DRL.
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Overheards 9.15.16
Elitist Settler: And so all of my aunts are from Idaho and that’s just like not one of the 13 colonies, you know?
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