Humor
Lowbrow
Most Underrated Locations to Spend Spring Break
Because anything is better than staying at Penn.
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Lowbrow
Troubling Ratio of Snowmen to Snowwomen on Penn’s Campus Leading to Disastrous Effects for Snow Population
Not a good enough ratio for a frat party or general population growth.
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Lowbrow
Convenient Times for Every Type of Weather
Because who hasn't thought "Man, this would be a really good time for a hurricane"?
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Highbrow
Overheards 02.25.16
Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
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Lowbrow
Silent majority of campus afraid to admit that they think Beyoncé is "just okay”
Some students not best friends with the Bey.
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Lowbrow
Penn: The Musical
Things you would have to sing about if life were a musical, because even Street is feeling kinda Hamilton right now.
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Highbrow
Overheards 02.18.16
Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
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Lowbrow
Quiz: Which Member of the Beatles are You?
Hope you don't get Ringo.
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Lowbrow
How to Start a Band
For when you want to take your #squad to the next decibel level.
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Lowbrow
Seven Things you Didn't Know About Your Favorite Musical Artists
Musicians? More like superheroes.
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Lowbrow
Valentine's Day Sex Tips
Cosmo's got the inside and out for all you need on your special day.
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Highbrow
OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Frat $tar (who doesn't know what Ash Wednesday is): I keep seeing all these girls with black Ts on their head, is that a Tabard thing?
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Highbrow
LOVE AND SEX OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Guy in the McNeil stairwell: Girls get wet when they see my rice cooker.
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Lowbrow
Lovebrow's Gift Guide for V–Day
Let us define the relationship for you.
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Lowbrow
How to Feel Less Pathetic on V-Day
Because sobbing into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and watching "Stuck in Love" gets old the third year in a row.
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Lowbrow
CDC: More than 3 million men at risk for using alcohol-induced pickup lines
Why take the risk?
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