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Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

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Overheards 9.13.17

Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."

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Overheards 9.6.17

Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."

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Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

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Overheards 3.23.17

Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.

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The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?

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Overheards 12.01.16

Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

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Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?

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Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.

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Overheards 10.20.16

Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?

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Overheards 10.13.16

Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.

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Overheards 09-29-16

Champ: I can’t believe I happy hour–ed for four hours

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Overheards 9.22.16

Most Relatable Girl Ever: I have no reason to believe this, but I'm like, pretty sure I'm pregnant.

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Overheards 9.15.16

Elitist Settler: And so all of my aunts are from Idaho and that’s just like not one of the 13 colonies, you know?

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OVERHEARDS 09-08-16

FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.

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OVERHEARDS 09.01.16

Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!

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OVERHEARDS 04.14.16

Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?

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Overheards 04.14.16

Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.

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