Overheards
Overheards 11.06.2019
Optimistic e–girl: "We're not taking a break. we're vibechecking our relationship."
Overheards 10.30.2019
The Pride of Penn Vet: "I wish I was a horse so I could take ketamine without being judged."
Overheards 10.23.2019
Older girl talking to younger girl at Saxbys: “When it comes to dating at Penn, my advice is to just give up.”
Overheards 10.16.2019
Has bangs: "I’m not afraid of anything, because now I’ve got bangs."
Overheards 10.9.2019
Black Eyed Peas Stan: "My wedding song is going to be 'Boom Boom Pow'.”
Overheards 10.2.2019
SWUG, to a freshman (who didn't ask): “If you’re not concerned about doing well, college is very easy.”
Overheards 09.24.2019
Career Player: “I’m premium on all of my dating apps—including LinkedIn”
Overheards 09.04.2019
Married to Math 104: “I want to hook up with this guy, but I have to go to math class.”
Overheards 08.28.2019
Heading south on Walnut: “Wait, all these streets are named after trees!”
Overheards 05.01.2019
NJB: "Is giving head Kosher for Passover?"
Overheards 4.03.2019
The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”
Overheards 3.20.2019
SWUG: “Maybe this [Sex and Human Nature] class will teach me how to get laid.”
Overheards 03.13.2019
Bore Hole Enthusiast: “So, do you think Elon Musk is kinky in bed?”
Overheards 2.27.2019
Tidying Enthusiast: “I should Marie Kondo my friends with benefits.”
Overheards 2.20.2019
Most Relatable Person at Penn: “It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m single, and I’m drunk. Sex is all that matters.”
Overheards 02.13.2019
Boxed Brownie Elitist: “I would like a dealer that makes brownies that are Ghirardelli instead of Betty Crocker.”
Overheards 02.06.2019
Conscientious Shiksa: “Do you think they make kosher birth control pills?”
Overheards 1.30.2019
Dude shouting into Apple Watch on 38th and Spruce: “I AM BUSIER THAN YOU!”
Overheards 1.23.2019
Heartbroken Cowgirl: 'Both of my past boyfriends cheated on me at rodeos.'
