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Overheards 04.02.15
Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.
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Overheards 03.26.15
Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
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Overheards 03.19.15
Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
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Overheards 02.19.15
Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.
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Overheards 02.12.2015
SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.
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Overheards 02.05.2015
Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party?
Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.”
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Overheards 1.29.2015
Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
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Overheards 11.20.2014
Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.
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Overheards 11.13.2014
Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow.
Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener.
Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo.
Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.
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Overheards 10.30.2014
Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.
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Overheards: 10.23.14
Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?
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Overheards 10.16.2014
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
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Overheards 10.02.2014
Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”
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Overheards: 09.25.2014
Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?
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Overheards: 09.18.2014
OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?
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Overheards: 09.11.2014
Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?
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Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
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Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013
Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
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