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OVERHEARDS 09-08-16

FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
September 8, 2016 at 4:01 am

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OVERHEARDS 09.01.16

Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!
September 1, 2016 at 4:19 am

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OVERHEARDS 04.14.16

Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
April 20, 2016 at 10:08 pm

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Overheards 04.14.16

Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.
April 13, 2016 at 9:39 pm

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OVERHEARDS 04.07.16

Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.
April 6, 2016 at 10:35 pm

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OVERHEARDS 03.31.16

Guy in VP: I'm trying to buy a GSR for Theos
March 30, 2016 at 10:08 pm

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OVERHEARDS 3.24.16

Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.
March 24, 2016 at 4:24 am

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Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition

(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.
March 17, 2016 at 12:05 pm

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Overheards 02.25.16

Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
February 24, 2016 at 9:42 pm

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Overheards 02.18.16

Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
February 17, 2016 at 9:30 pm

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OVERHEARDS 02.11.16

Frat $tar (who doesn't know what Ash Wednesday is): I keep seeing all these girls with black Ts on their head, is that a Tabard thing?
February 10, 2016 at 10:50 pm

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LOVE AND SEX OVERHEARDS 02.11.16

Guy in the McNeil stairwell: Girls get wet when they see my rice cooker.
February 10, 2016 at 10:48 pm

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OVERHEARDS 02.04.16

Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced. Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
February 4, 2016 at 5:00 am

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OVERHEARDS 01.28.16

One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
January 28, 2016 at 12:11 am

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OVERHEARDS 01.21.16

SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs. Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
January 21, 2016 at 4:23 am

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Walls Have Ears

Overheard by walls
December 3, 2015 at 5:07 am

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Overheards 11.19.15

Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st? Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.
November 19, 2015 at 6:00 am

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