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Overheards 10.01.15

Girl in choker at the Writer's House: The overarching structure of fiction is phallic.
October 1, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Overheards 09.24.15

Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.
September 23, 2015 at 1:00 am

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Overheards 09.17.15

Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.
September 17, 2015 at 11:27 am

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Overheards 09.10.15

AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!
September 10, 2015 at 12:21 am

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Overheards 09.03.15

Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.
September 3, 2015 at 1:00 am

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Overheards 04.23.15

Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.
April 23, 2015 at 1:15 am

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Overheards 04.09.15

Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
April 9, 2015 at 12:00 am

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Overheards 04.02.15

Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.
April 2, 2015 at 1:30 am

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Overheards 03.26.15

Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
March 26, 2015 at 12:00 am

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Overheards 03.19.15

Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
March 19, 2015 at 12:00 am

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Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.
February 26, 2015 at 10:25 am

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Overheards 02.19.15

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.
February 19, 2015 at 12:30 am

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Overheards 02.12.2015

SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.
February 12, 2015 at 3:00 am

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Overheards 02.05.2015

Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.”
February 5, 2015 at 1:50 am

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Overheards 1.29.2015

Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
January 29, 2015 at 12:00 am

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Overheards 1.22.2015

January 22, 2015 at 2:41 am

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Overheards 11.20.2014

Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.
November 20, 2014 at 2:17 am

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Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow. Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener. Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo. Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.
November 13, 2014 at 12:47 am

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Overheards 10.30.2014

Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.
October 30, 2014 at 1:35 am

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Overheards: 10.23.14

Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?
October 23, 2014 at 2:29 am

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