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Overheards 11.20.2014
Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.
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Overheards 11.13.2014
Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow.
Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener.
Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo.
Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.
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Overheards 10.30.2014
Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.
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Overheards: 10.23.14
Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?
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Overheards 10.16.2014
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
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Overheards 10.02.2014
Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”
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Overheards: 09.25.2014
Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?
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Overheards: 09.18.2014
OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?
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Overheards: 09.11.2014
Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?
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Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
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Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013
Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
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Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013
Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.
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Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013
Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants.
Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
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Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013
Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.
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Overheard at Penn: 9.12.2013
Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.
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Overheard at Penn: 4.18.13
Girl: Why do you have a Penn credit card?
Boy: Cause I’m a FLOSSY BITCH!
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Overheard at Penn: 4.11.13
Girl at Starbucks: I don’t even like Fling. It’s like everyone thinks they can be drunk.
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Overheard at Penn: 4.4.13
Dude in Riepe: Orange is my color. It’s like red except, not like red.
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Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13
Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her?
Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?!
Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob.
Guy: I just don’t know what to do.
Fratstar: Go take a poopy!
MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
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