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VP's Moelis Reading Room by the Numbers
Scientific stats on your favorite study spot.
February 1, 2018 at 8:13 am
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Campus life
Street's Approval Matrix of Penn
See what made the cut.
January 31, 2018 at 2:53 am
by
DANIEL BULPITT
and
ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
January 30, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.24.2018
GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."
January 24, 2018 at 3:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
January 17, 2018 at 10:14 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Choose Your Own 10 AM Locust Adventure
January 16, 2018 at 10:43 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
and
ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
November 28, 2017 at 10:48 pm
by
,
Lowbrow
Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement
And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
November 28, 2017 at 8:05 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
November 19, 2017 at 11:38 pm
by
NOA BAKER
and
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Highbrow
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
November 14, 2017 at 10:13 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
November 13, 2017 at 4:21 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Humor
Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility
What mental health problems?
November 9, 2017 at 3:38 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
If Your Job Interview was a Gameshow
"What is OCR?"
November 7, 2017 at 10:43 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Humor
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
November 7, 2017 at 10:35 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
October 26, 2017 at 3:52 pm
by
CAMI POTTER
Lowbrow
A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
October 26, 2017 at 3:47 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
October 26, 2017 at 3:41 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
October 17, 2017 at 10:14 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition
LOL!
October 17, 2017 at 10:09 pm
by
DANO MAJOR
and
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
October 12, 2017 at 3:45 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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