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Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement

And it counted for a Sector Requirement!

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded

Just tell us how many STDs you have.

by NOA BAKER and SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way

What a coincidence!

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

If Your Job Interview was a Gameshow

"What is OCR?" 

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust

Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!

by CAMI POTTER

A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord

Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time

Where's her medal of honor?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Decoding Your Venmo Charges: Penn Edition

LOL!

by DANO MAJOR and CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend

Workshop: what is a vagina?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Handshake Renamed OneArmedHug to Foster More Accurate OCR Experience

Putting the "cute" in "recruiting"

by CAMI POTTER

BREAKING: Student “Activist” Selects Frame for Profile Picture That Will Solve Everything

Brb, saving the planet.

by LILY ZIRLIN

Fall Break Offers Freshman First Big Chance to Assert Privilege Over Everyone

"I’ve been slowly building on my superiority for a while now."

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Unclear if Undergrads Speaking in Code or Just Overusing Penn-centric Abbreviations

He def SABS enough to be PPE.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Students Vote to Replace Harvest with SoulCycle; Life-Saving Urgent Care Center Second

I'm not trying to walk back from my work out—I literally JUST worked out 

by CAMI POTTER

Senior with Goldman Sachs Offer and "Problem Solving Skills" Gets Really, Really Lost in the Quad

"Which one is Fitler?" said the fully grown adult

by DANO MAJOR

My Strange Addiction: Constantly Applying To Jobs On Handshake

You can't beat the rush.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020

Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.

by CAMI POTTER

The Streets of Penn: Personified

Ugh, why won't Locust just shut up?

by LILY ZIRLIN

Totally Impossible Penn Riddles

Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?

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Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally

According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway? 

by CAMI POTTER

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