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Fraternity Chooses Overly Confusing Fake Name for Event, No One Comes

Crazy Elephant Productions Limited Presents: 90s Downtown

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Man Only Has Two Profile Pictures, Cannot Be Trusted

I should call the police, right?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

I Lived It: My Professor Played An April Fools Joke on My Class and We Had to Pretend It Was Funny

Lifetime is purchasing the TV rights to my story

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Wharton Finally Offers Explanation for Students' Free Printing, Doesn’t Think This Is Ironic At All

Makes perfect sense!

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

A Cappella Group Somehow Confused as to Why There is a Weird Power Dynamic

Who knew a group full of kids who all want to be the center of attention could be problematic?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

15 Things that Are Easier to Find Than a Summer Subletter

Socially... AND fiscally liberal Wharton student

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Wharton pre-frosh begin recruitment for summer 2020

“I’m just grateful for another opportunity to fulfill my stereotypes.”

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Student Panicked That Window to Post “miss this view!” Spring Break Instagram Has Passed

THERE'S NO TIME FOR VSCO, OKAY??

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

15 reasons to darty on the weekends between St. Paddy's and Fling

Like anyone at Penn *needs* a reason

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Breaking: Penn Student Sues Other Student After She Fails to Follow Through With Lunch Plans Made In Passing on Locust

OMG I'm running late but we HAVE to get lunch this week.

by NOA BAKER

“PV was lit,” Says Frat Boy Whose Campus Popularity Depends on PV Being Lit

We totally believe you, Jake!

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

7 Mixer Themes for When You’ve Run Out of Ways to Be Classist

Anyone want to get ready for "I'm Better Than You" with me?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Girl Becomes Climate Change Activist After Realizing SAD Won't Be A Legitimate Excuse for Not Going to Class If It's Always Warm

Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Professors Expand Meaning of “Midterm” to Include Whatever They Want

And you have one due tomorrow.

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

​The Top Events Feb Club Should Definitely End On

It's more than just discounted tickets to Mask and Wig.

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

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