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Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020

Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.

by CAMI POTTER

The Streets of Penn: Personified

Ugh, why won't Locust just shut up?

by LILY ZIRLIN

Totally Impossible Penn Riddles

Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?

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Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally

According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway? 

by CAMI POTTER

Google Maps Directions to Navigate All Four Years of College

Continue straight towards freshman NSO for 71 new friend requests and one regretful DFMO.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Wharton Creates “Upper-Level” Seminar Dedicated to Gaining 500 LinkedIn Connections

Do I know you? Who cares!

by CAMI POTTER

Study Finds NSO Is Only Thing Penn Students Are On Time For

We have exactly SIX minutes to get to backlot, guys.

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

All Your NSO Questions, Answered

Will there be ice breakers? One of the main goals of NSO is to get to know your peers.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Boy MERTs Himself After Swallowing Too Many Hey Day Hats

I feel like you should know you don’t eat them.

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

QuadLeaks: Not Even Russian Hackers Can Enter The Quad During Fling

Russia is no match for Quad security

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Worst of Penn

Hoorah for the Red and the Ew.

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

To Whom It May Concern:

My dad knows you, so please give me a job.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Shoutouts Submission: Spring 2017

It's the best time of the year—when you get to call out some shit.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Fraternity Chooses Overly Confusing Fake Name for Event, No One Comes

Crazy Elephant Productions Limited Presents: 90s Downtown

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Man Only Has Two Profile Pictures, Cannot Be Trusted

I should call the police, right?

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

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