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Interview with Donald Trump's Freshman Year Roommate
Even the Don was a frosh once upon a time
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Fraternities Sue Colder Weather
Some guys just can’t wait until Fling pool party.
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What Things on Your Resume Really Mean
Is wearing jeans to class a special skill?
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Pros and Cons of Living in a Dorm
Pro: Getting to say things like “I live in the nipple.”
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Overheards 9.22.16
Most Relatable Girl Ever: I have no reason to believe this, but I'm like, pretty sure I'm pregnant.
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Which Netflix Original TV Show Are You?
Do you decorate your dorm with Christmas lights or shivs?
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A–Broad City
What to do when your best friends are in London and you’re sitting in DRL.
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Overheards 9.15.16
Elitist Settler: And so all of my aunts are from Idaho and that’s just like not one of the 13 colonies, you know?
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6 Ways to Avoid Your DFMO
Because what happens on the dance floor should stay on the dance floor.
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The Round Up 09-15-16
Penn might have recently been named one of the top schools in America for academics again, but we all know we’ve fallen from our most notable ranking as Playboy’s number one party school in 2014––and it’s probably because of weekends like this.
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A Bain Coffee Chat, Transcribed
No employment opportunities were damaged in the recording and printing of this coffee chat.
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How To Master The Rally
Darty season seems to be in full blast, which is why Highbrow’s here to ensure your liver bounces back like a champ.
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THE ROUND UP 09-08-16
You might’ve been blacked out asking, “What’s My Name?” But don’t fear, Highbrow’s here to Pon De Replay on all the crazy shit that happened.
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OVERHEARDS 09-08-16
FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
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Eight Things to Do with That ECON001 Textbook
If read it was an option we wouldn't need this list.
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