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The Four People You See in Allegro



by LUCIA KIM

Let's Play Bingo: Eagles Parade Edition

First one to get five in a row wins.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Pretty Fly Wifi: Best Wifi Names on Campus

Hide your kids, hide your wifi, we rounded up all of the best off–campus network names.

by DANIEL BULPITT and ELIANA DOFT

Overheards 9.6.17

Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."

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Why We SABS

You’ve seen them. You’ve probably even been one of them. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

To Catch A Biden

Street knows you’ve been trying to spot him around campus. Street knows you’ve been (mostly) unsuccessful.

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Things Penn Could've Spent $80 Million on Instead of Hill

Now that NSO is over and we're all bored in class with syllabus week, we should take a look at one dorm 505 Penn students call home: Hill.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Highbrow Career Services: Resumé Workshop

THE ART OF THE RESUME Reading between the lines takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to resumes.

by LUCIA KIM

Highbrow's Declassified Back to School Survival Guide

 After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you. 

by NICK CASTORIA

Street Staff's Advice to Freshmen

Here's the deal, kiddos - we learned some of these lessons the hard way. Now, you shouldn't have to. 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

You Definitely Need to Do These Things This Summer

Is summer even worth it if you don't everything on this list?

by JULIETTE PALERMO

5 Types of Naps You Take During the Summer

Because summer naps are very different than mid-semester procrastination naps.

by JULIETTE PALERMO

Hit it or Quit It: Summer on Campus

Hit it: Summer Curfews Quit it: Philly nightlife Between the mandated curfew for 9–18 year–olds in Philly’s 18th police precinct and the overabundance of summer programs adding to the already–long list of infestations in the Quad, it seems like our beloved corner of the city is shutting down.

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Highbrow Can't Even: Name–Dropping

We get it, Gretchen, your dad is the inventor of Toaster Strudel. But are you realllllllllly putting your best Stuart Weitzman–clad foot forward when your fun fact at your SPEC Connaissance meeting icebreaker consists entirely of the fact that your parents donated one of the shitty study lounges in the quad? Never do you hear more “my ‘father/uncle/second–cousin/ex–boyfriend's family friend’....is ...” than during OCR.

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Shoutouts: Spring 2017

Redirecting...

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Highbrow Campus Quiz

You're all so damn predictable.

by NICK CASTORIA and ELENA MODESTI

Top 10 Things We Will Miss About Fro-Gro

An Ode to our beloved 24 hour landmark

by ELENA MODESTI

Nine Circles of Hell: Penn Edition

Amy's Inferno

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Highbrow Can't Even: GroupMe Anxiety

You had one shot at camaraderie and messed it up with this meme.

by CAROLINE HARRIS

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