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Highbrow

​Ultimate Getaway-from-the-Pope Guide

Because you definitely didn't realize how impossible it would be to get a taxi.

by SERENA MCNIFF

11 People You Can't Trust

People who do these things are not your friends.

by ABIGAIL LOWENTHAL

Overheards 09.24.15

Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.

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Overheards 09.17.15

Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.

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Round Up 09.17.15

Jew year, Jew you!

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ATTN: PENN FUCKBOYS

You suck. Here's why.

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Overheards 09.10.15

AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!

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Round Up 09.10.15

We hope you celebrated Labor Day by putting your liver to work. Highbrow is sad to say that summer has come to an end, but have no fear baby Quakers, things are just starting to heat up in the Round Up.

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​How basic was your Labor Day weekend?

Did you go to the beach?

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THE ROUND UP 09.03.15

Listen up, fresh meat—there are few things more important at Penn than the Round Up. Throughout the year, we will be providing you with Penn’s most scandalous gossip. Take off your offensive Dior sunglasses because Highbrow is about to throw some serious

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Overheards 09.03.15

Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.

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Overheards 04.23.15

Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.

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The Round Up 04.23.15

Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.

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The Meh List: Post–Fling/Pre–Finals Edition

Not good, not bad. Just meh.

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The Round Up 04.16.15

Begin your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, but with Highbrow on the prowl, you better watch your back.

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Potential Significant Other or Potential Job: A Quiz

Are these thoughts about a romantic or professional opportunity? You decide.

by MANOLA GONZALEZ

Overheards 04.16.15

Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I've ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.

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Off–Campus Name Game

Highbrow officially proclaims going off-campus is trendy. To have a successful transition, it's all about re-branding. Highbrow put our Wharton classes into good use and created some new off-campus names for a few frats and sororities.

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The Round Up 04.09.15

College tours are in full force, so good luck walking to class without hitting an Asian tourist taking a photo of the Love Statue with a selfie stick.

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Overheards 04.09.15

Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.

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