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8 Things You Can Do Now That You’re Staying Home for Penn–Princeton

Once Theos pulled out you know shit got pucking real.
November 3, 2016 at 4:18 am

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Lowbrow's Election Day Drinking Game

The future of our country looks better with beer goggles on.
November 3, 2016 at 4:13 am

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Senior International Student Meets Real Live American for First Time Since Coming to Penn

How you say, Castle?
November 3, 2016 at 4:09 am

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How to Get a Good Grade Now That You’ve Failed All Your Midterms

Be the hero you need, not the one you deserve.
November 3, 2016 at 3:22 am

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Halloween Costumes: Penn Edition

Penn is a microcosm of the real world: It's time we start dressing like it.
October 27, 2016 at 11:07 am

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.
October 27, 2016 at 11:06 am

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Scary Clowns Running for President

One wasn't enough.
October 27, 2016 at 4:57 am

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The Round Up 10.27.16

Instead of hitting the books, Penn’s been hitting the scene.
October 27, 2016 at 3:07 am

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Overheards 10.20.16

Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
October 20, 2016 at 5:06 am

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The Round Up 10-20-16

This weekend, children of proud Penn parents turned legacy into legendary when they decided to put generations of Penn partying together.
October 20, 2016 at 4:00 am

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What Your Go–To Fall Accessory Says About You

With colder weather comes cooler fashion—or at least, that's what we thought.
October 20, 2016 at 3:11 am

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8 Thoughts We Have on SHS

Because the suggestive eggplant posters only tell you so much.
October 13, 2016 at 6:57 am

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Overheards 10.13.16

Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.
October 13, 2016 at 6:55 am

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We may only be a few days in, but things have already started getting pumpkin spicy this fall. With the first round of midterms behind us and for most of us, and a lot of repentance before us, it’s time to check our last few sins off our list before it’s too cold to wear crop tops.
October 13, 2016 at 6:51 am

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