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The Round Up 11.03.16

Now that both Homecoming and Halloween are Octover, Highbrow’s here to fill you in on the trick or treats of what happened.

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Overheards at Penn

Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.

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8 Things You Can Do Now That You’re Staying Home for Penn–Princeton

Once Theos pulled out you know shit got pucking real.

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Lowbrow's Election Day Drinking Game

The future of our country looks better with beer goggles on.

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Senior International Student Meets Real Live American for First Time Since Coming to Penn

How you say, Castle?

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How to Get a Good Grade Now That You’ve Failed All Your Midterms

Be the hero you need, not the one you deserve.

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Halloween Costumes: Penn Edition

Penn is a microcosm of the real world: It's time we start dressing like it.

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.

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Scary Clowns Running for President

One wasn't enough.

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The Round Up 10.27.16

Instead of hitting the books, Penn’s been hitting the scene.

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Overheards 10.20.16

Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?

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The Round Up 10-20-16

This weekend, children of proud Penn parents turned legacy into legendary when they decided to put generations of Penn partying together.

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What Your Go–To Fall Accessory Says About You

With colder weather comes cooler fashion—or at least, that's what we thought.

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8 Thoughts We Have on SHS

Because the suggestive eggplant posters only tell you so much.

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Overheards 10.13.16

Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.

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Round Up 10.13.16

We may only be a few days in, but things have already started getting pumpkin spicy this fall. With the first round of midterms behind us and for most of us, and a lot of repentance before us, it’s time to check our last few sins off our list before it’s too cold to wear crop tops.

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Lowbrow's Declassified Guide to Parent's Weekend

It's like a killer clown invasion, but scarier.

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Things We Are (and Aren't) Looking Forward To This Semester

Aside from the obvious stuff like future bankers and Banker's.

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The Round Up 9-29-16

While you guys were getting trumped up this weekend, we’ve been trickling down the deets.

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Overheards 09-29-16

Champ: I can’t believe I happy hour–ed for four hours

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