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Overheards: 10.4.17
True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument."
October 3, 2017 at 8:39 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Highbrow Throwback: Hoodie Allen
There ain't nothing like a (U)Penn girl.
September 29, 2017 at 5:31 pm
by
ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
Highbrow
Deconstructing the Pregame
This isn't healthy.
September 29, 2017 at 5:24 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Lowbrow
Fall Break Offers Freshman First Big Chance to Assert Privilege Over Everyone
"I’ve been slowly building on my superiority for a while now."
September 29, 2017 at 1:02 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Unclear if Undergrads Speaking in Code or Just Overusing Penn-centric Abbreviations
He def SABS enough to be PPE.
September 28, 2017 at 3:31 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Students Vote to Replace Harvest with SoulCycle; Life-Saving Urgent Care Center Second
I'm not trying to walk back from my work out—I literally JUST worked out
September 28, 2017 at 3:26 pm
by
CAMI POTTER
Highbrow
Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
September 27, 2017 at 12:03 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Senior with Goldman Sachs Offer and "Problem Solving Skills" Gets Really, Really Lost in the Quad
"Which one is Fitler?" said the fully grown adult
September 22, 2017 at 2:27 pm
by
DANO MAJOR
Highbrow
Overheards 9.20.17
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
September 19, 2017 at 8:52 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
How to Hide the Fact that You're a Freshman
By freshmen, for freshmen.
September 19, 2017 at 8:43 pm
by
ANGELA LIN
Lowbrow
My Strange Addiction: Constantly Applying To Jobs On Handshake
You can't beat the rush.
September 15, 2017 at 2:39 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020
Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.
September 15, 2017 at 2:25 pm
by
CAMI POTTER
Lowbrow
The Streets of Penn: Personified
Ugh, why won't Locust just shut up?
September 13, 2017 at 9:56 pm
by
LILY ZIRLIN
Lowbrow
Totally Impossible Penn Riddles
Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?
September 12, 2017 at 11:48 pm
by
,
Lowbrow
Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally
According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway?
September 12, 2017 at 11:47 pm
by
CAMI POTTER
Highbrow
Overheards 9.13.17
Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."
September 8, 2017 at 4:18 pm
by
,
Highbrow
Highbrow's Guide to Alternative Dirty Rushing
Like regular rushing, just dirtier.
September 8, 2017 at 4:12 pm
by
ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
Highbrow
Highbrow's Early Fall Style Guide
Let the pumpkin spice begin.
September 7, 2017 at 4:14 pm
by
DANIEL BULPITT
Highbrow
The Four People You See in Allegro
September 12, 2017 at 10:55 pm
by
LUCIA KIM
Humor
Let's Play Bingo: Eagles Parade Edition
First one to get five in a row wins.
February 8, 2018 at 12:56 am
by
DANIEL BULPITT
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