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Overheards 2.14.2018

Inquisitive Gay: “When everyone was yelling about ‘big dick Nick,’ I was like ‘this is the most excited I’ve ever seen straight men get about a penis’.”

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Overheards: 2.7.2018

Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"

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Overheards 1.31.2018

Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."

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Overheards 1.17.18

Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”

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Overheards: 11.29.2017

Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”

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Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

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Overheards 11.8.17

Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"

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Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

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Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

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Overheards: 10.4.17

True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument." 

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Overheards 09.27.17

30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."

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Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

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Overheards 9.13.17

Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."

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Overheards 9.18.2019

Needy vegetable ex–lover: "Am I getting ghosted by Hip City Veg?"

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Overheards 9.11.2019

Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”

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Overheards 4.10.2019

Lost Narc: "Are drugs like acid and stuff like that illegal?" 

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Overheards 9.6.17

Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."

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Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

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Overheards 3.23.17

Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.

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The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?

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