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Humor
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
November 28, 2017 at 10:48 pm
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Highbrow
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
November 14, 2017 at 10:13 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
November 7, 2017 at 10:35 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
October 17, 2017 at 10:14 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
October 10, 2017 at 11:25 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards: 10.4.17
True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument."
October 3, 2017 at 8:39 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
September 27, 2017 at 12:03 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 9.20.17
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
September 19, 2017 at 8:52 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 9.13.17
Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."
September 8, 2017 at 4:18 pm
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Campus life
Overheards 9.18.2019
Needy vegetable ex–lover: "Am I getting ghosted by Hip City Veg?"
September 17, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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Campus life
Overheards 9.11.2019
Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”
September 11, 2019 at 12:03 am
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Overheards 4.10.2019
Lost Narc: "Are drugs like acid and stuff like that illegal?"
April 9, 2019 at 9:24 pm
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Highbrow
Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
September 5, 2017 at 11:24 pm
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Highbrow
Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
August 30, 2017 at 3:50 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 3.23.17
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
March 22, 2017 at 11:08 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards
The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?
February 8, 2017 at 11:55 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 12.01.16
Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.
December 1, 2016 at 4:36 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 11.17.16
GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
November 17, 2016 at 3:32 am
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Highbrow
Overheards at Penn
Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?
November 12, 2016 at 3:23 pm
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Highbrow
Overheards at Penn
Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
November 3, 2016 at 4:41 am
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