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Overheards 10.10.2018

Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass. 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

If BYOs Were People

"Thinks doggy–style is kinky" reacts only.

by ABBY GOLDSTEIN

Overheards 10.03.2018

Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me? 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

The Weirdest Penn Branded Items in the Bookstore

Look past the sweatshirts and baseball caps to find the real hidden gems.

by ELIANA DOFT

Your Game Plan for Surviving Penn

These sports plays will teach you how to turn every decision a touchdown.

by SAMI CANAAN

Overheards 09.27.2018

PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan? 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Name that College Meme Group

See how the Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club compares to its peers.

by SAMI CANAAN

Overheards 09.18.2018

Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk. 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

A Guide to Late Night Eats

You up? These Penn eateries are.

by ELIANA DOFT

Overheards 09.12.2018

Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs…. 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Back to School Bingo

Not enough for you to do during syllabus week? See how long it takes for you to get Bingo.

by ELIANA DOFT

Overheards 9.05.19

Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Best of Penn on Yelp

Yes, someone reviewed VP on Yelp.

by SAMI CANAAN

Build Your Own Pregame

Need some Made in America pregame inspo? We've got you covered.

by ELIANA DOFT

Overheards 4.25.2018

Honest Stoner: “I’ll be honest with you, I come to your class high a lot.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Build Your Own Formal Date

Forget the Google Form. Street's got you covered.

by ELIANA DOFT

Overheard at Fling

SWUG: 'Life is just a long Uber ride from the womb to the grave.'

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

What Do Comm Students Eat in Lecture?

Bringing Lyn's to lecture will never not be a power move.

by ELIANA DOFT

The Fling Drinking Games You Never Knew You Needed

There's no better way to pregame for Cupcakke.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 4.11.2018

Magic Gardens Skeptic: I could get high and go to Copa with a kaleidoscope for a lot less money and a similar vibe.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

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