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Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
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Overheards 9.20.17
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
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Overheards 9.13.17
Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."
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Overheards 9.18.2019
Needy vegetable ex–lover: "Am I getting ghosted by Hip City Veg?"
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Overheards 9.11.2019
Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”
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Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
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Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
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Overheards 3.23.17
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
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The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?
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Overheards 11.17.16
GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
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Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
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Overheards 10.27.16
Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.
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Overheards 10.20.16
Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
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Overheards 10.13.16
Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.
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Overheards 09-29-16
Champ: I can’t believe I happy hour–ed for four hours
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Overheards 9.22.16
Most Relatable Girl Ever: I have no reason to believe this, but I'm like, pretty sure I'm pregnant.
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Overheards 9.15.16
Elitist Settler: And so all of my aunts are from Idaho and that’s just like not one of the 13 colonies, you know?
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