FOCUS
FEATURES
EGO
WOTS
FILM & TV
MUSIC
ARTS
STYLE
OVERHEARDS
LETTER
NEWSLETTERS
NEWSLETTERS
34th Street Magazine is part of a student-run nonprofit.
Please support us by disabling your ad blocker on our site.
Overheards
Humor
Overheards 10.03.2018
Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me?
October 3, 2018 at 8:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 09.27.2018
PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan?
September 27, 2018 at 8:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 09.18.2018
Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk.
September 18, 2018 at 5:02 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 09.12.2018
Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs….
September 12, 2018 at 8:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 9.05.19
Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.
September 5, 2018 at 8:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 4.25.2018
Honest Stoner: “I’ll be honest with you, I come to your class high a lot.”
April 24, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheard at Fling
SWUG: 'Life is just a long Uber ride from the womb to the grave.'
April 18, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 4.11.2018
Magic Gardens Skeptic: I could get high and go to Copa with a kaleidoscope for a lot less money and a similar vibe.
April 10, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 4.3.2018
Preprofessional Fuckboi: “Meeting for job opportunities, but also interested in blowjob opportunities.”
April 3, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 3.28.2018
Quad Guard: "Remember to stay warm! Me and Captain Morgan are going sailing as soon as I get home."
March 29, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 3.21.2018
Functional fashion–forward bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."
March 20, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 3.14.2018
Woke Spring Breaker: “We went to a bikini contest on international women’s day.”
March 13, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 2.28.2018
Wharton Professor: “Don’t do drugs, kids. Or at least don’t fail your drug tests.”
February 28, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 2.21.2018
RELS Professor: "Heroin is awesome! Don't judge it 'til you try it."
February 20, 2018 at 1:19 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 2.14.2018
Inquisitive Gay: “When everyone was yelling about ‘big dick Nick,’ I was like ‘this is the most excited I’ve ever seen straight men get about a penis’.”
February 13, 2018 at 1:33 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards: 2.7.2018
Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"
February 6, 2018 at 12:06 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
January 30, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
January 17, 2018 at 10:14 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
November 28, 2017 at 10:48 pm
by
,
Highbrow
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
November 14, 2017 at 10:13 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
« First
‹ Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Next ›
Last »
PennConnects
Newsletters
Get 34th Street's newsletter, The Toast, delivered to your inbox every Sunday morning.
Newsletters
Most Read
Latest Issue