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Overheards 9.11.2019
Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”
September 11, 2019 at 12:03 am
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Overheards 4.10.2019
Lost Narc: "Are drugs like acid and stuff like that illegal?"
April 9, 2019 at 9:24 pm
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Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
September 5, 2017 at 11:24 pm
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Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
August 30, 2017 at 3:50 pm
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Overheards 3.23.17
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
March 22, 2017 at 11:08 pm
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The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?
February 8, 2017 at 11:55 pm
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Overheards 12.01.16
Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.
December 1, 2016 at 4:36 am
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Overheards 11.17.16
GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
November 17, 2016 at 3:32 am
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Overheards at Penn
Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?
November 12, 2016 at 3:23 pm
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Overheards at Penn
Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
November 3, 2016 at 4:41 am
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Overheards 10.27.16
Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.
October 27, 2016 at 11:06 am
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Overheards 10.20.16
Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
October 20, 2016 at 5:06 am
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Overheards 10.13.16
Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.
October 13, 2016 at 6:55 am
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Overheards 09-29-16
Champ: I can’t believe I happy hour–ed for four hours
September 29, 2016 at 4:52 am
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Overheards 9.22.16
Most Relatable Girl Ever: I have no reason to believe this, but I'm like, pretty sure I'm pregnant.
September 22, 2016 at 3:05 am
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Overheards 9.15.16
Elitist Settler: And so all of my aunts are from Idaho and that’s just like not one of the 13 colonies, you know?
September 15, 2016 at 5:39 am
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OVERHEARDS 09-08-16
FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
September 8, 2016 at 4:01 am
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OVERHEARDS 09.01.16
Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!
September 1, 2016 at 4:19 am
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OVERHEARDS 04.14.16
Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
April 20, 2016 at 10:08 pm
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Overheards 04.14.16
Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.
April 13, 2016 at 9:39 pm
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