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OVERHEARDS 04.14.16
Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
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Overheards 04.14.16
Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.
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OVERHEARDS 3.24.16
Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.
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Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.
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Overheards 02.25.16
Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
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Overheards 02.18.16
Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
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OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Frat $tar (who doesn't know what Ash Wednesday is): I keep seeing all these girls with black Ts on their head, is that a Tabard thing?
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LOVE AND SEX OVERHEARDS 02.11.16
Guy in the McNeil stairwell: Girls get wet when they see my rice cooker.
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OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced.
Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
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OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
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OVERHEARDS 01.21.16
SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs.
Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
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Overheards 11.19.15
Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st?
Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.
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Overheards 11.12.15
Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.
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Overheards 10.22.15
Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.
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Overheards 10.15.15
Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.
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Overheards 10.01.15
Girl in choker at the Writer's House: The overarching structure of fiction is phallic.
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Overheards 09.24.15
Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.
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